Funny & FunctionalMore than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed.AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.One Size Fits ALL Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties, it's universal design is guaranteed to fit all sizes or your money back.The Perfect Gift Our aprons are a great funny gift for a grill master, baker, chef, or anyone that cooks and has a sense of humor. Each apron is individually packaged with an info card that includes washing instructions.