DONT LET THE SMARTASS WINThere are way too many smartasses that have a sense of entitlement and earned their positions through backstabbing and trickery. Dont let them bring you down to their level. Release the beast on Smart Ass Donkey Dough.
STRESS RELIEF IS ONLY A TIN AWAYStress is just part of life. Theres no way around it, but you can relieve it and make sure it doesnt turn you into a basket case. When the smart asses of the world start bringing you down, have this tin handy.
A FUNNY STOCKING STUFFER FOR ADULTSHas life got you down? Too many jerks and smart asses in the world treating you like crap? Theyre asses, and youre better than that. Smart Ass Donkey Dough is the great equalizer, taking smart asses and turning them into straight up donkey dicks. This makes it the perfect weird stocking stuffer for adults, because smartasses are everywhere.
SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS CREATED BY ANNOYING PEOPLE: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, orange putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Youll be able to handle their insults and petty one-liners like a champ.
100% AWESOME FOR ANY OCCASION: Smart Ass Donkey Dough is a funny, thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, and Christmas stockings. Need a funny present for a White Elephant Gift Exchange? This cool therapy putty will donkey kick the fun into high gear.
100% Smart Ass Donkey Dough
Your ass is funny. He a comedian?
Donkeys are known for being stubborn and unruly. Theyre like the Charlie Sheen of the horse world, but they can also be incredibly smart and ready with a biting comment. The 100% Smart Ass Donkey Dough is for anyone that knows a smart ass and doesnt know what to do with them. You cant send them to the glue factory, so you might as well join them. When youve got an unruly donkey on your hands, then just let the frustrations flow away. Smash it, gnash it, and pretend youre kicking some donkey ass. Dont let a little smartass ruin your day. You may not be able to insult them back, but theres nothing wrong with taking your frustrations out on Smart Ass Donkey Dough. This dough doesnt come in a bag; it comes in a can of whoop ass.
We all know that one guy thats a total smart-ass, but hes the boss son or the principals kid. You cant just whack them upside the head and teach them some manners, but you can let loose your aggression on Smart Ass Donkey Dough. The hours of stress this orange therapy putty relieves is priceless.
Is your uncle a loud mouth, but you cant smack your moms brother? The world is full of smart asses, and when those donkeys dont have their heads up their butts, theyre mouthing off about something. Tensions can run high, but you can get some relief with Smart Ass Donkey Dough. It is a funny, thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, and Christmas stockings.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Package Dimensions: 4.06 x 3.31 x 0.91 inches
Item Weight: 3.45 ounces
Manufacturer recommended age: 13 years and up
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: No
Manufacturer: Gears Out
